Melissa and her five year old daughter:
One day while we were driving somewhere, my daughter said, " I know how cars work....God's son, Jesus has a remote control and he makes everyone's car go straight."
I said, "That's a cute idea, honey, but if Jesus is controlling the cars with a remote, how come people get into automobile accidents?"
She answered immediately, "That's when God tells Jesus, 'Come here!' And he leaves the remote on the couch and doesn't watch it.